Welcome to Dimensionally Challenged!
Congratulations, you've managed to purchase one of our parallel universes. We hope you're ready for the thrill of living in a realm where gravity is optional.
What to Expect in Your New Universe:
- Randomly shifting doorways to alternate dimensions, because why not?
- Gravity might be wonky, or maybe it's just your new home's unique charm?
- Alien life forms will likely ask for directions, but they're probably not what you expected.
- A mysterious, ancient force will periodically rearrange the furniture.
- Don't worry, it's all part of the package.